The night before last we (my husband, me and three boys) went to eat at a Chinese buffet. Husband was already a little schnockered (nothing new) before we got there (He's the one that was craving Chinese). We eat, eat some more and pat our full bellies. Husband pays bill and we convoy to the exit.... (here it comes..) Boys shove their way out one of the two doors, very pretty Asian girl waits on other side to come in... Husband pushes open door for pretty girl and says, "Come on in, Precious" as he holds open said door for her. Then proceeds to go out the door... Wife still waiting inside for her turn to go through door...
Excuse me?
HELLOO! Wife here. You can't open the door for me?
He has never called me, or anyone else for that matter, "Precious." Not even a baby or a cute fuzzy little animal. Wasn't sure if I wanted to laugh my ass off at this idiot or vomit in his shoes.
Chinese food was really good, by the way.
